Open Letter Rebuttle

Dear PMB, and all your Twitter Followers,
Since you decided to address the friends of the above mentioned Ex in your open letter, I felt it only appropriate to respond. Trust me when I say there is nothing to be flattered about when we read your tweets and blogs. Also, trust me when I say that your tweeting and blogging is NOT what is keeping your EX with his current girlfriend. It's SO funny that you think that, whatever helps you sleep at night. In fact, it is with pure delight that I tell you that all we do is laugh and pity you. Laugh at you because those two couldn't be happier, with or without your existence. Although, if it wasn't for your failed marriage, they wouldn't have sought each other out like they did and found that life can be SO MUCH BETTER together, so really, they should be thanking you! :) We read, not because we care. But because man, is it entertaining.

But, unlike you, I suppose I should be too hateful in this rebuttle letter full of AWESOME. Your boys are wonderful, very taken care of by their father and their father's girlfriend. I am there to witness the fun and love and feasts that take place while your boys are in their father, your ex's, care. Your attempts to bring the new, much happier couple down are thwarted by their love for each other. I find it quite amusing that you stalked my twitter, and even more fun, was posting things on there for you to wonder if it was about you or not. So, thank you for that! It was great fun.

You are clearly not over your failed marriage, because you are still talking about it to everyone. This is why we pity you. Seems like you didn't have any trouble finding a new man either. So there's that. So why continue bashing your ex and his new love? Seems frivolous.

So in conclusion, go ahead and repost this to ALL your twitter followers so they can feel bad for you and you can be the victim. You like it that way anyway. They probably wouldn't feel bad for you if they knew what kind of person you REALLY are. Thoughts like that make me smile. :) Maybe next time you want to talk shit to people, you will do it to their face, or at least via email. I will also be posting your open letter for my followers to see. Hey, maybe you'll be famous.

So, happy blogging/tweeting and I'll see you around the store. ;)

Sincerely, Your Ex's friend